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May 04, 2013, 07:15:34 pm Zeynab: Brother, after u go into this link, click the button on the right side which says "new topic." Then type your intro. message and click "post."
May 04, 2013, 05:44:58 pm abbottonian: Thanks Sis Heba I have opened the link you provided but I could not see any portion   where I would introduce myself.Could you please be more specific .Thanks
May 04, 2013, 10:11:02 am Heba: Brother Abbotonian ....
You can introduce yourself by clicking on the following link:
http://muslimvilla.smfforfree.com/index.php?board=6.0
May 04, 2013, 09:50:27 am abbottonian: how do i introduce myself?
May 02, 2013, 07:30:57 pm muslima: Aoa everyone . sis I post comment on blog ,but don't know it's  published or not ?? Let me know if have made any mistake Smiley
May 02, 2013, 01:14:06 am Heba: My duas to all of you dear folks. Assalaam Alaikum  Cheesy
May 02, 2013, 01:12:46 am Zeynab: Wa'salaam .. so nice to see u sis Smiley  yeah, some bit a traffic at the blog.  I saw a few of your great comments.  Many thanks dear sis.  Allah bless u and yr family.  Hope the little one is doin well.
May 02, 2013, 01:03:28 am Ruhi_Rose: Salams and hia folks Smiley long time no talk  Cheesy though I've been dropping at the blog and also put a couple a comments.  Blog rush has increased lately, eh?
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« on: November 14, 2006, 03:32:19 am »
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.' The case was dismissed.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2006, 04:04:15 am »
brilliant one ... lol
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nice one  teethsmile
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