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« on: May 04, 2010, 11:43:49 pm »

This is the story of an unemployed 'entrepreneur.'

And unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor.

The Human Resources chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some tests.

Then he tells him: you got the job, give me your email address so I can send you the employment contract as well as the day and time when to start.

The man is distraught and answers that he has no computer and therefore also no email.

The HR boss tells him that if he has no email address he virtually does not exist and therefore cannot hold a job.

The man leaves in a desperate mood without knowing what to do with the last $10 in his pocket.  He decides to go into a supermarket and buy a 10 lb box of strawberries.

He starts off with door to door calls in order to sell those strawberries by the pound.  He manages to double his capital in 2 hours.  He repeats the deal 3 times more and returns home with $60 in his pocket.

He comes to see that he can survive this way.  He starts every day earlier and comes home every day later.  So he triples or quadruples his money everyday.

A short time later he buys a wheel barrow, and then as a little more time passes, he buys a truck.  Sooner or later he is the owner of a complete fleet of delivery trucks.

Five years go by.

The man is now the owner of one of the largest food chain in the USA.

Now he starts thinking about the future for him and his family and decides to buy a life insurance.  He calls an agent and selects a good policy.  At the end of the negotiation the agent asks him for his email address to send him a confirmation of the policy.

The man tells him that he doesn't have a email address!  That is strange says the agent, you have no email nevertheless you built this large empire.  Can you imagine where you would be if you had an email address?

The man briefly thinks and then answers:  I WOULD BE A TOILET CLEANER AT MICROSOFT.

Moral (1) of the story
Internet does not solve all problems in our lives.

Moral (2) of the story
Even if you have no email but you work hard you can become rich.

Moral (3) of the story
Have a good day Smiley

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